Kingshot: [sun]Rise, Kingdom #1213​

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Sun Tzu / goofy goober

Jokes: White King Goofy / King Kong Goober / KKK King / Goofy KKK Goober / Führer Fuehrer

King Goofy Goober of SUN

Rank: R4

Specialties: TBD

Bear Trap Record: Sun Tzu 8943445 1/15

Bio: TBD

Song:

Official National Anthem of Sun and sun:

Sun beatin' down on an old dirt road,
gooblets in the cupholder, overload, boots on the dash with gooblets in my hand, laughin' too loud like we planned it this way, radio buzz and the engine hums, someone yells "gooblets!" just for fun, porch lights glow and the night feels right, gooblets clinkin' in the soft moonlight, stories get weird and the facts get bent, must be the gooblets, that's what we meant, somebody spills, somebody slips, gooblets causin' diplomatic rifts, singin' off-key but nobody cares, gooblets in the air, gooblets everywhere, tomorrow's problems can wait and fret, tonight belongs to the gooblets yet.